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Post by Darth Fingon on Apr 1, 2008 20:57:57 GMT -6
This is exactly like Badfic Friday, only it can happen on any day of the week, whenever a birthday happens to be.
Badfic is always an appropriate birthday gift.
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Post by Darth Fingon on Apr 1, 2008 21:25:48 GMT -6
This is for Lenine, even though she's only pretending it's her birthday today.
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Erestor saw his life flash before his eyes as he fell off his horse and onto a big spike that some orcs had put on the ground by Gondor. Luckily the spike only went through his side and not his heart so he did not die instantly but it was a fatal wound. not even Elrond could heal it with many herbs and potions.
That night he was brought back to RIvendell in a carrage pulled by ten pure white horses so everyone knew he was not dead yet but very close. For Erestor wanted to die in Rivendell where he had lived all his life since he was found as an orphan elfling in teh woods. Nobody knew what happened to Erestors parents, all they knew was they were dead before Glorfindel found him when out huntingfor a huge band of Orcs one day centuries ago. That was the same day Glorfindel got his arm broke by one of the orc so they were in the healing rooms together being tended by Elrond.
Even though Erestor was still a very small elfling he still knew that day he would love GLorfindel the rest of his life. At first Glorfindel was unaccustom to this for Erestor was very young but soon he knew that the Valars had made their destiny to be together. So when Erestor was fifty they were bonded but only in secret, there were still some people in Rivendell who did not like the idea of two ellons bonding. After that they lived very happily for such a long time, until Erestor fell on the spike.
Glorfindel knew who was in that carriage with the horses even before it came to the valley. He and Erestor had such a strong bond they knew when each other was in trouble and Glorfindel knew something was very wrong. He ran down the stairs from the observatory and ran to meet them, as fast as a falling rock.
"Erestor! Erestor! Meleth, what happend?" he yelled.
But erestor had no more strength to speak, he only lay on his death bed and looked up at Glorfindel with his saphire eyes. He clutched his lover's hand close to his mouth and immediately died.
Glorfindel was so full of anguish over this that he made Elrond make him a poison drink to drink so he would die just like his meleth. He drank it even though it was bad and bitter, and he died that night in the garden where Elrond grew roses. Erestor always loved roses so much.
Then him and Erestor were reunited in Mando's halls, where they still live together and are happy because their feas can never die.
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Post by lenine on Apr 2, 2008 11:31:58 GMT -6
After that they lived very happily for such a long time, until Erestor fell on the spike.
OMG Por Resty! Por Glorfy! ;_;
Then him and Erestor were reunited in Mando's halls, where they still live together and are happy because their feas can never die.
That is teh best ending evar!!!
(Where's the porn?)
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Post by randy on Apr 2, 2008 13:58:24 GMT -6
Inspiredly bad! Good show!
Master Darth just made the English language bend over and grab its ankles. There's the porn. ;D
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Post by oshun on Apr 2, 2008 14:12:34 GMT -6
Do we get to pick favorite lines? Oh, hell. Here's one anyway: "He clutched his lover's hand close to his mouth and immediately died." That is memorable.
One picky point: I always thought Erestor had grey eyes (or even amber yes by one writer I like)? (Maybe that was just me.)
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Post by crowdaughter on Apr 2, 2008 14:49:44 GMT -6
Ohhh, perfection! Sooo romantic! And I loved the carriage with the white horses, too!
Small nitpick: I always thought elves could die of grief, wouldn't that have been even more romantic than drinking poison?
Anyway! Jay for love beyond death!!! <3 *cheers*
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Post by maiafay on Apr 2, 2008 15:07:19 GMT -6
You should post that on FFN...just to see the reaction (under a different name, of course).
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Post by maiafay on Apr 2, 2008 16:03:25 GMT -6
I was going to save this for bad fic Friday,but since Darth posted his, I'll post mine. LOL. I suck at bad fic.
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Harry had one goal in life and that was to live in the land of midle earth. He saw al lthe movies, read all the books(except the Similarion because that was to hard to read) and he prayed every knight that God would take him to Middle Earth so he could meet Frodo and Gandalf and Legolas (An: he really wanted to him specially since he was orlando bloom) and Pippin and Gandalf and even Gollum. So one day as he riding his bike he hit a tree and knocked his head. He woke up confused and nervous because he hit his head and ruined his bike and his dad would be really mad because he paid alot of money for that bike (like 200$ at Bike's R Us!!).
Ow his head realy hurted him right then and he was bleedin a lot and it was hard to think about things.
Then suddenly, a beautiful voice broke his thoughts and he stared up into a etherial face that appeared out of nowhere and loked a lot like Liv talor from LOTR and he thought OMG! It;s Liv Talor from LOTR and shes the elf princess that will make my head better. She weared a pale gown that was low cut and sparkled like the brightest diamonds and she had her long wavy black hair streaming all around her like she were in a pool of crystal. He waited for her to whisper a spell, because thats what elves did was say spells because they had magic but she never did because she kissd him instead. (an: Wow isn;t that cool?) and he fainted right away because she was so beautiful he couldn't stand it. And his head hurted to.
As he dreamted he saw a big lake and the moon shining down on it so it glittered like a glittering penny. And inthis Lake was Liv Taylor in the middle of the lake and she shoned brighter than the sun and he wondered why she was there and not making him feel better because his head hurt still and that spell she whispered (wait she didn't whisper it, nevermind) and so, she kept floating there and since she wasn't doing anything interesting Harry just wandered away to find elrond the King Elf of Rivendale to heal him because he healed Frodo in the movies. That's what happened. He wondered when Elrond healed him if he would see a white lite like Frodo did and hear voices, but he didn't. Harry was amazed that he was in middle earth even thought his head really still hurt and he wondered where his bike was. And maybe he was still dreaming to.
Finaly, after wandering for days, he come to the center of a large stone place that had lots of chairs all around. There was no-one there but him and one other elf that wasn't Liv taylor (she was still at the lake okay?) it was Orlando Bloom and Harrry was amazed that he could see him there because he always wanted to meet orlando Bloom!!!!!!! Suddenly, as Orli's saphire eyes looked into his, harry felt a strange tingle in a secret place that pastor Tom always told him never to touch but he always did anyway. It was different than when Liv kissed him because it just was. Then Orlando stood up and walked over to him, his blond flowing hair flowing like sunlit wind. Harry's green orbs widened with pleasure as orlando bloom kissed him on the lips!!!!!! There tongues met in a delightful dance of passion and lust and Harry felt himself get really big. Orlando pressed closer and just as Harry was bout to pass out from the thrill of orlando kissing him, suddenly he woke up next to his bike!! His next door neighbor Jenny was looking at him funny and said he was bleeding on her sidewalk. Harry stumbled to his feet and told her to shut up as he grabbed his bike that was broken and he had tears in his eyes because he was kissing Orlando Bloom!! but then had to wake up.( way bummer wasn't it?)
As he walked home he thought to himself that maybe someday he would go back even if it meant having to bang his head everyday until he went back forever.
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Post by jael on Apr 2, 2008 16:17:35 GMT -6
Pastor Tom! LOL
As Leonard Pinth-Carnell always said, "Now, that wasn't very good, was it!" ;D
I second the challenge of putting this up at FFN to see if you get any flames.
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Post by ignoblebard on Apr 2, 2008 16:41:50 GMT -6
Oh, man, you missed the obvious "Not nearly as nice as falling on Glorfindel's spike" joke. lol
*blushes* I resemble that one.
The secret bond, the most extra specialist of all. *dreamy sigh*
ROFL That's my favorite line right there.
That one had me expecting a Romeo and Juliet kind of thing. I don't know why. And the poison was bitter. Couldn't Elrond have put some honey in it or something? The meanie.
This was hilarious! I laughed so hard I fell off my chair fast as a rock. lol
Oh, and Oshun, Erestor always has sapphire eyes in badfic. And I'm sure a good share of nonbadfic too.
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Post by ignoblebard on Apr 2, 2008 16:49:30 GMT -6
Gotta go with Harry on that one. *grin*
OMG! That really made me laugh. lol
That's WIZARD Pastor Tom to you!
Ooh, Orli slash. I love it, but I hope you don't think that having Orli appear automatically makes it badfic. lol
"Harry Potter and the Coma Inducing Head Injury"
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Post by oshun on Apr 5, 2008 12:01:17 GMT -6
Gotta go with Harry on that one. *grin* Just shame on you, Philistine.
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