Post by Darth Fingon on Jun 21, 2008 2:47:11 GMT -6
Started a new thread because the other one was five pages long. Carry on with the nonsense.
This one is for Larian.
Legolas and Rumil were practicing swordfighting in the piazza one day. The sun was really hot so after a couple hours they took of their shirts but kept going. Legolas was starting to get tired. Rumil never won against him because Legolas was so talented but maybe this time he would!
"Stop Rumil" said LEgolas "my arm is sore."
But suddenly Rumil swung his sword and hit Legolas's sword out of his hand and won.
Then the loser had to buy the winner a drink. They went to a motel near lothlorien and went to the bar for drinks. Rumil ordered a tequila sunrise. They both forgot they werent wearing shirts until they were sitting close together at the bar and legolas started to get turned on. He didn't say anything so they kept just sitting and drinking but also Rumil was getting really turned on too.
By accident they drank way too much and had to stay at the motel overnight and the only room that was left was one with a king sized bed. The room also had a hot tub that they used but not together because they were worried about being naked because they were two males and elves generally think that is weird.
After they got out of the hot tub though and they were asleep Rumil's knee brushed Legolas's butt. "Sorry" he said but Legolas had other ideas. He couldn't contain it any longer. "Rumil I can't stand it" he said, "you make me so hot." so he took Rumil's hand and put it on his elfhood which was by that time really hard. Rumil was also hard just by looking at Legolas.
Legolas pulled off al RUmil's clothes with his teeth and all night they experimented with different positions. Their favourite one was the Dirty Ranger which Rumil learned from an ancient noldor scroll he lifted from Celeborn. They came at least four times each but then Rumil had to go because he had work in the morning and Haldir was a real hardass if he was late.
They knew they could never be together because their love was forbidden by all elves but whenever Legolas was in town they hooked up at the motel for a night of love.
This one is for Larian.
Legolas and Rumil were practicing swordfighting in the piazza one day. The sun was really hot so after a couple hours they took of their shirts but kept going. Legolas was starting to get tired. Rumil never won against him because Legolas was so talented but maybe this time he would!
"Stop Rumil" said LEgolas "my arm is sore."
But suddenly Rumil swung his sword and hit Legolas's sword out of his hand and won.
Then the loser had to buy the winner a drink. They went to a motel near lothlorien and went to the bar for drinks. Rumil ordered a tequila sunrise. They both forgot they werent wearing shirts until they were sitting close together at the bar and legolas started to get turned on. He didn't say anything so they kept just sitting and drinking but also Rumil was getting really turned on too.
By accident they drank way too much and had to stay at the motel overnight and the only room that was left was one with a king sized bed. The room also had a hot tub that they used but not together because they were worried about being naked because they were two males and elves generally think that is weird.
After they got out of the hot tub though and they were asleep Rumil's knee brushed Legolas's butt. "Sorry" he said but Legolas had other ideas. He couldn't contain it any longer. "Rumil I can't stand it" he said, "you make me so hot." so he took Rumil's hand and put it on his elfhood which was by that time really hard. Rumil was also hard just by looking at Legolas.
Legolas pulled off al RUmil's clothes with his teeth and all night they experimented with different positions. Their favourite one was the Dirty Ranger which Rumil learned from an ancient noldor scroll he lifted from Celeborn. They came at least four times each but then Rumil had to go because he had work in the morning and Haldir was a real hardass if he was late.
They knew they could never be together because their love was forbidden by all elves but whenever Legolas was in town they hooked up at the motel for a night of love.
