It appears to be Alassante's birthday today. Really this would have been more appropriate to yesterday's Mary Suesday, but yesterday I had no spare 20 minutes to write a masterpiece of this calibre.DISCLAMER: THIS IS ONLY MY THIRD STORY EVAR AND I DONT HAVE A BETA SO PLZ BE NICE!!! NO FLAMES I WILL REPORT YOU FOR ABUSE IF YOU ARE MEEN!!! NICE COMMENTS ONLY!!!
CHAPTER 1
Once upon a time there was a girl named Madyssyn-Aiymee who lived on a farm near Seattle. She was very poor and her parents were very mean, they amde her feed the chickens. She was always teased at school because she was so tall. Really she was very beautifyul with jade green eyes and flame red hair that came down to her knees but she thought she was ugly and wierd because she had pointy ears and nobody else did, not even her parents. She was teased by kids at school who said she looked like a witch.
One day a man from teh big city came to her town. He saw her buying chicken food at walmart. He told Madyssyn-Aiymee "Hey you are really pretty you could be a model you know." At first she didn't believe him because she knoew she wasn't pretty but then he showed her some fashion magazines. She looked like the models in the Revlon ads!
The man was called Ted and he took her to some modeling agencies and she got a contract right away. The next day she had a photoshoot for Revlon. Ted took her out for dinner at an expensive place to celebrate but then after he drove hr to a hotel and said "you have to sleep with me now because I helped you so much." She said she wasn't that kind of girl and besides she was saving herself for marrage and pushed him away and ran away and hid in the ladies room. There was a wet floor sign in there but she didn't see it and slipped and hit her head on the sinks, then she passed out.
CHAPTER 2
When she woke up her eyes were fuzzy but she could see a face leaning over her. "Are you okay?" it said and it was a man's voice so at first she was afraid Ted found her but then she remembered his voice was different and this voice was really nice. She blinked and saw it was a man with really long hair. She thought he was a hippy or a homeless person.
He helped her stand up and she saw she was surrounded by people all wearing clothes like from a movie set in the past. They were all very tall and had pointed ears! When she stood up they started crying for joy and somebody said "Welcome home princess!"
But she knew she wasn't a princess, they had to making a mistake! Then somebody explained to her, seventeen years ago when she was a baby Sauruman stole her from her parents and used black magic to send her into the future to a miserable life living on a farm near Seattle being poor. That was not her real life. Really she was not human she was an elf. She was princess of a land called Rivendell and her father was Elrond. She had a twin sister called Arwen who everyone thought was very beautiful but now they saw Madyssyn-Aiymee they all agreed she was the prettier twin. She was youngr than Arwen by two minutes.
Madyssyn-Aiymee decided she would be called only Aiymee from now on because it matched Arwen better and sounded more elvish.
CHAPTER 3
Arwen and Aiymee got along very well and became best friends. Arwen didn't care that Aiymee was the prettier one because she was so happy to have a sister. They shared clothes even tho Arwne's dresses were a bit big on Aiymee who was so slender and Aiymee showed Arwen how to use mascara.
A couple days later Arwen organized a big party to welcome Aiymee back to Rivendell and invited everyone important from all the elvish lands. Everyone showed up wearing their best clothes but Aiymee was the center of atention wearing a shimmering lavender silk gown that Elrond bought her. She was used to wearing more modest clothes and this dress was very low cut but she got used to it soon and liked the attention the ellons gave her.
"Who is that boy" she asked ARwen when she saw a very handsome ellon staring at her.
"Oh that is Haldir from Lorien, he's really good looking and single, you should talk to him!" arwen giggled.
Aiymee had never talked to boys before and was too shy but luckily Haldir came over and asked her to dance. They danced every dance together. Aiymee saw Arwen and Elrond smiling at her, they were happy she found a boyfriend and wouldn't feel like an outsider any more. At the end of the night Aiymee knew she was in love.
Haldir took her for a walk under the full moon. She was nervous because of what hapened with Ted but Haldir was not like that. They went to the garden beside some fragrant rose bushes and he said "Aiymee I have never met anyone as beautiful as you. Will you marry me?"
CHAPTER 4
AIymee was only seventeen so they had to wait a few months for the wedding, but the day before her eigteenth birthday her and Elrond and Arwen traveled to Lorien. Galadriel set up a beautiful wedding banquet in the ballroom and Aiymee wore a dress covered in diamonds that accented her slim body. Arwen did her hair in a elaborate style that all elleths wear at their wedding. It is elvish tradition that the older sister gets married first but because Arwen knew how much Aiymee loved Haldir she didn't make them wait until after she found a boyfriend, which might be a while because she was very picky and not as pretty or thin.
The wedding was perfect and for their honeymoon Gandalf used his good magic to send both Aiymee and Haldir to the future for a while so Aiymee could use her contract with Revlon to be in Elle magazine. She became the first elleth supermodel and made millions of dollars that she gave to charity because American money is no good in Middel Earth. Haldir made a few movies and released a dance CD.
They came back to Lorien five years later to settle down and raise a family. They had nine elflings but Aiymee never lost her girlish figure.
