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Post by oshun on Jul 12, 2008 2:17:51 GMT -6
Happy birthday, Jael. (I can't believe I am putting such a thing in a public place. You'd better appreciate the humilation involved.)
Worst Thranduil Poem Ever (Or, Alternatively, How Jael Came To Write So Many Fics About Thranduil.)
He ate a lot of berries
And he wore a crown of leaves.
He drank a lot of liquor
And frolicked through the trees
Some morons called him cranky
A vicious drama queen.
But he really was quite sexy
So handsome, tall and lean.
He hired himself a publicist
To deal with all the jerks,
To circulate his virtues
And minimize his quirks.
(It really ought to have a couple of lines more, but this was already killing me. Maybe IgnobleBard can finish it for me?)
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Post by pandemonium on Jul 12, 2008 9:30:25 GMT -6
Re: Mail Ghoul Oh, man! That is a scream! The final scene sent me over the edge. "Anchovy? Falathrim . . .?" Elrond's eyebrows knitted into a single dark mass. "Cirdan!" *Snort*
oshun - ;D
And happy birthday to Aislynn and Jael!
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Post by Moreth on Jul 12, 2008 13:23:51 GMT -6
He drank a lot of liquor And frolicked through the trees... Oh noes... I have the giggles! Happy birthday indeed, Jael  |
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Post by oshun on Jul 12, 2008 13:27:22 GMT -6
He drank a lot of liquor And frolicked through the trees... Oh noes... I have the giggles! Happy birthday indeed, Jael Aww! Moreth, you're so easy. |
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Post by Moreth on Jul 12, 2008 13:49:39 GMT -6
Oh noes... I have the giggles! Happy birthday indeed, Jael Aww! Moreth, you're so easy. Yup! I come cheap if you give me dodgy verse and a (possibly) naked Thranduil... Do I look like I care? ;P |
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Post by oshun on Jul 12, 2008 14:01:08 GMT -6
Aww! Moreth, you're so easy. Yup! I come cheap if you give me dodgy verse and a (possibly) naked Thranduil... Do I look like I care? ;P You would have enjoyed my siblings and me when we were kids. We composed and/or collected terrible poetry all the time (usually had a decidedly vulgar or scatalogical cast to it--I was not the best at it, as the above verse might indicate). |
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Post by crowdaughter on Jul 12, 2008 16:06:02 GMT -6
He hired himself a publicist To deal with all the jerks, To circulate his virtues And minimize his quirks. ROTFLMAO!!! Oshun, this is absolutely great! And so true...  |
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Post by alquawende on Jul 12, 2008 20:26:46 GMT -6
The poem was amazing, Oshun! Don't get how people can write poems, still...
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Post by ignoblebard on Jul 12, 2008 23:57:55 GMT -6
I have nothing to add to that poem, Oshun. It's perfect! ROFL
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Post by Gandalfs apprentice on Jul 13, 2008 2:18:08 GMT -6
Janet! Why have you been hiding this remarkable talent?
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Post by jael on Jul 13, 2008 21:43:27 GMT -6
Damn -- I just wish he paid better.
Oshun, this is to die for. Thank you! ;D
(Although I can't guaranty your safety when Randy finds out.)
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Post by oshun on Jul 13, 2008 22:03:00 GMT -6
I know. Shame about the money. But so glad you liked it.
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