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Post by pandemonium on Nov 1, 2008 10:07:52 GMT -6
Allow me to add another birthday fic (slightly belated) to the pile of presents for Mike. It's badfic, all right, and irreverent enough that I have tucked it in the secure zone.
Happy (belated) Birthday, IgBee!
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Post by oshun on Nov 18, 2008 13:34:07 GMT -6
Happy Birthday, NiRi! -- Just for you: A Birthday!Badfic Drabble!! Hope it makes you giggle.
The door slammed shut. She opened one eye to see her sister flounce into the room. The twitter of little birds and sunlight told her it must be morning.
The girl looked frowsy and disheveled. She smelled ripe as well. “You’re just getting in? Where the heck were you all night?”
“Heh. The twins.” The braggadocio of the hard-mouthed little slut was downright annoying. Every elleth in Rivendell wanted a piece of that.
“You have got to be kidding? Elladan and Elrohir? Tell me right now. How were they?”
“Not too bad. A bit overrated though I’d have to say.”
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Post by elfscribe on Nov 18, 2008 19:19:15 GMT -6
Happy Birthday, NiRi! -- Just for you: A Birthday!Badfic Drabble!! Hope it makes you giggle.She smelled ripe as well. Every elleth in Rivendell wanted a piece of that. “You have got to be kidding? Elladan and Elrohir? Tell me right now. How were they?” “Not too bad. A bit overrated though I’d have to say.” Oh that was fine, oshun!!! I'm really laughing here. |
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Post by oshun on Nov 18, 2008 19:44:12 GMT -6
Happy Birthday, NiRi! -- Just for you: A Birthday!Badfic Drabble!! Hope it makes you giggle.She smelled ripe as well. Every elleth in Rivendell wanted a piece of that. “You have got to be kidding? Elladan and Elrohir? Tell me right now. How were they?” “Not too bad. A bit overrated though I’d have to say.” Oh that was fine, oshun!!! I'm really laughing here. Glad you enjoyed it. It's just truly awful, isn't it? I was thrilled that it's exactly 100 words. Funny how it easy it was under the circumstances. |
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Post by nierielraina on Nov 19, 2008 19:47:44 GMT -6
Thanks again, Oshun. Between dog bites, animal control board hearings that last until almost 11pm and my elfling acting like a typical 12 year old (which is to say she's driving me batty), I really really needed this. Such a great treat that had me snorting and laughing aloud. *hugs*
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Post by oshun on Nov 19, 2008 19:50:44 GMT -6
Thanks again, Oshun. Between dog bites, animal control board hearings that last until almost 11pm and my elfling acting like a typical 12 year old (which is to say she's driving me batty), I really really needed this. Such a great treat that had me snorting and laughing aloud. *hugs* You're welcome again. I did read all that awful dog stuff on your LJ! What a nightmare circus. Poor you! |
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Post by nierielraina on Nov 19, 2008 20:16:56 GMT -6
Thanks again, Oshun. Between dog bites, animal control board hearings that last until almost 11pm and my elfling acting like a typical 12 year old (which is to say she's driving me batty), I really really needed this. Such a great treat that had me snorting and laughing aloud. *hugs* You're welcome again. I did read all that awful dog stuff on your LJ! What a nightmare circus. Poor you! Yes, it's been such fun. Not. My poor muse deserted me for Maui, too. sighs |
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Post by ignoblebard on Nov 21, 2008 17:13:04 GMT -6
I didn't know it was your birthday, Niri. Sorry I missed it. I hope you were able to have fun at least for a little while.
That drabble is hilarious, Oshun! This is my favorite line:
But really, is that any way to talk about Galadriel? LOL
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Post by oshun on Nov 21, 2008 17:22:56 GMT -6
But really, is that any way to talk about Galadriel? LOL
Good one, Mike. I had not thought of her that way, but it does fit with the whole trailer-trashy-elf theme--intergenerational incest.
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Post by nierielraina on Nov 22, 2008 19:13:32 GMT -6
I didn't know it was your birthday, Niri. Sorry I missed it. I hope you were able to have fun at least for a little while. Thanks, Mike. I got several wonderful Erestor fics, including a NC-17 Erestor/OFC (do you know how few of those there are? Like TWO!  ) And a couple Glorfindel and twins fics. Other than that, I've decided I'm skipping birthdays from now on. ROTFLMAO!!! |
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) And a couple Glorfindel and twins fics. Other than that, I've decided I'm skipping birthdays from now on.